Not Pessimistic, Just Realistic!
Any reason for me to babble...
Billy Madison quotes/references that have emerged over the past 2 months.
- “back to school, back to school” when going to work on a Monday morning.
- “so hot, want to touch the heinie” about a guy on tv.
- I made a joke about crossing someone off my list (a la Steve Buschemi)
- “I’ll be your snack pack.”
- “it’s cool to pee in your pants!”
- “great, grand, wonderful.”
- “I award you no points, and my God have mercy on your soul.”
- Rirruto!I am PRETTY sure that I’m a girl.
Um, these phrases are said in my household every day. By both me and the husband. Now that I think about it, I think we only communicate in Billy Madison phrases. The weird thing is, I SUCK at movie quotes… I never remember any. But I just thought of a gajillion more things I say all the time… and they are all from Billy Madison. ***Note: When the husband and I were just boyfriend and girlfriend, he watched Billy Madison weekly. At first I thought he was a weirdo, and then I fell in love with the damn movie.***
“Stop looking at me, SWAN!!!”
“Shampoo is better! I go on first and clean the hair!” “Conditioner is better! I leave the hair silky and smooth!”
“He called the shit “poop”!”
“It’s too damn for a penguin to be just walkin’ around here!”
“O’Doyle rules! O’Doyle rules!”
“I am the smartest man alive!”
“I made the duck blue, because I’ve never seen a blue duck.”
“That’s quacktastic!”
“Miss Lippy’s car… is GREEN!”
“I’d rather have a beer.”
(Singing) “Don’t I have a nice rack?” “Mmm-hmm!”
“You fallin’ in love with the wall or something?”
“Nudie magazine day! Nudie magazine day!”
“Good to see you, CARL!”
“This milk could be our milk.”
“Chlorophyll? More like BOREophyll!”
“Business ethics…”
- I just thought of all of those off the top of my head. Oh geez. -
