Not Pessimistic, Just Realistic!
Any reason for me to babble...
It’s Not Farewell, It’s Until We Meet Again
Dear Tumblr:
Since I got my newer smarter phone in July, I’ve pretty much abandoned you. Okay, I actually forgot about you. It’s probably because you make me feel like I’m talking to myself. Your cousins Facebook and Twitter are much more social.
Maybe I’ll come up with a use for you in the future, Tumblr. Until then, peace out.
- Me
Nancy Grace nip slip on DWTS courtesy of super slo-mo and pause on my DVR and my 54” TV
Billy Madison quotes/references that have emerged over the past 2 months.
- “back to school, back to school” when going to work on a Monday morning.
- “so hot, want to touch the heinie” about a guy on tv.
- I made a joke about crossing someone off my list (a la Steve Buschemi)
- “I’ll be your snack pack.”
- “it’s cool to pee in your pants!”
- “great, grand, wonderful.”
- “I award you no points, and my God have mercy on your soul.”
- Rirruto!I am PRETTY sure that I’m a girl.
Um, these phrases are said in my household every day. By both me and the husband. Now that I think about it, I think we only communicate in Billy Madison phrases. The weird thing is, I SUCK at movie quotes… I never remember any. But I just thought of a gajillion more things I say all the time… and they are all from Billy Madison. ***Note: When the husband and I were just boyfriend and girlfriend, he watched Billy Madison weekly. At first I thought he was a weirdo, and then I fell in love with the damn movie.***
“Stop looking at me, SWAN!!!”
“Shampoo is better! I go on first and clean the hair!” “Conditioner is better! I leave the hair silky and smooth!”
“He called the shit “poop”!”
“It’s too damn for a penguin to be just walkin’ around here!”
“O’Doyle rules! O’Doyle rules!”
“I am the smartest man alive!”
“I made the duck blue, because I’ve never seen a blue duck.”
“That’s quacktastic!”
“Miss Lippy’s car… is GREEN!”
“I’d rather have a beer.”
(Singing) “Don’t I have a nice rack?” “Mmm-hmm!”
“You fallin’ in love with the wall or something?”
“Nudie magazine day! Nudie magazine day!”
“Good to see you, CARL!”
“This milk could be our milk.”
“Chlorophyll? More like BOREophyll!”
“Business ethics…”
- I just thought of all of those off the top of my head. Oh geez. -
this is the water main break on Hunter Mill Rd, a 24” pipe burst and shot water into the air for a bit, flooding a few front yards. I was stopping in on J&J’s house while they were on vacation (13th anniversary!!) and walked down to see if it was interesting.
Technology is so weird. We are in the Naval Air Museum in Pensacola, FL when we get a call from Jimmy’s dad (who lives an hour from us) saying he saw the water main break on the news. I texted a friend who lives a mile away to see if she knew anything about it and she sent me the news link. We proceeded to watch a video on Jimmy’s phone of water shooting out of the ground 200 yards from our house… as we’re standing amongst war planes a thousand miles away.
It’s been 2 weeks and they still have crews out there every day doing something to the road. It looks all fixed to me so I don’t know what they are doing.
